I'll give you my tall nonfat no whip pepperment mocha when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

That said, I suppose I’m as pretentious as the next person. I do like my coffee with the occasional vanilla sweet cream cold foam and my marginally pretentious iced matcha latte, thank you very much.
That Time I Failed at Ordering Coffee
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I'll give you my tall nonfat no whip pepperment mocha when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
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Written by Jacqueline Dooley
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I'm whatever the opposite of a data scientist is. Essayist. Content writer. Bereaved parent. Mediocre artist. Lover of birds, mushrooms, tiny dogs, and nature.
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